Roxxxy: Girlfriend Robot
No its not the new series of Big Brother! As seen in the Metro this morning! Whether this will do away with the need for strip clubs and lap dancing I dont know, it may even boost them!
Robot technology meets blow up dolls, Roxxxy is a Robot Girlfriend has real feel skin, articulated skeleton and artifical intelligence. She cant hoover, cook or wash the car so just like the real thing! At almost £6K she is a little bit pricey, but she wont be racking up a huge credit card bill or locking you out of the house when you are not back when you agreed!
You can choose one of the several personalities: Wild Wendy or just Frigid Farrah!! Quite whether Wendy turns into Farrah for one weekend a month is unclear! You select every aspect of her body from bust size to hair colour and more!
OK, so no doll will ever replace the real thing…a male model of Roxxxy will be produced called Rocky who may do away with us though!