UK Lap Dancing News and Information.

Good enough to Eat!!

Whether its the silly season and business is slow or we are seeing some new truly odd eastern crazes this beats them all!! Flash Sushi in London are offering what could prove popular with blokes and businessmen of all kinds!

Sushi served nyotaimori (or female body presentation) ie sushi served on beautiful women with luxury alcohol and food dishes for just £250 per head!! The ‘dish of the day’ lies on a table while the food is placed artistically onto the body for the dinners to eat.

Flash Sushi serve up to 10 courses, with the platter becoming more and more revealed as the meal proceeds. This is the first time this has been offered in the UK.

Will this catch on? Will we see similar developments at Burger King or your local Kebab shop (OK that might be a bit painfull!)? I seem to remember the art classes of a couple of years ago, where venues tried to get around licensing on stripping. Flash Sushi will probably go the same way, still worth a try!

Sexshop 365: Free gifts, free batteries and free delivery

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Sexshop 365 are a great established sex toys and erotic lingerie store with plenty of free gifts and other cool offers! Spend £45 and get a free sex toy, spend £15 and get free delivery!!!

Spend £75 and get a bottle of Bodylick free!!! Plus you get free batteries on all orders that need them!!!

The selection at Sexshop 365 is unbeatable, no matter what you are into (or what you want to try out!) they will have something to enliven your bedtime! There are 3 for 2 deals and 60% off in the clearance section!!!

Dont miss the offers at Sexshop 365, they have great value sexy toys, lingerie and other naughty goodies that couples or singles will love!!!

Contact your local club for a discount!

Make the most of your local strip club by getting a discount!! UK Strip Clubs has over 350 listings across the UK and most of them will offer some sort of discount if not free entry!! Just visit their website for details of promos they offer, these include:

Print out a voucher for reduced or free entry!!

Group discounts, book ahead and get free dances, drinks or free entry!!

Free drinks or free dances, check promos for free stuff!!

There are loads of discounts available so it pays to think ahead when you book your night outr, savings, free stuff plus you get VIP treatment and know everything will be perfect when you get there. Lets face it we have all done it, turning up and 12.30 after a few drinks and found out someone is not getting in-avoid all the trouble with a cue jumping booking! The more people you bring the better the deal you get!!

House of Lords move to stop Lap dancing bill

Remember the lap dancing bill that was announced ages ago? Since then we have had recessions and an expenses crisis (that saw most of the protagonists sacked) so you could be forgiven for letting it slip your mind. The bill proposed to bring lap dancing venues into line with sex shops by calling them ’sex encounter establishments’ thus closing most of them and outlawing the business. No-one was quite sure how it was going to work, but with unemployment rising it was not going to be good!

Both Tory and Labour peers in the House Of Lords have rejected these plans, saying that thousands of dancers will be stigmatised with the vague wording of the bill plus the job losses that will follow such a draconian measure.

Bar staff, door staff, management, cleaners and a hundred other types of employee will be affected. This is apart from the money that is raised is tax from venues!

New Clubs: July 2009

New Clubs: July 2009

As ever we have been adding plenty of new clubs who have braved the current financial climate to open a new venue, there are have been more than 8 added in the last month!!! With money tight clubs have to work harder than ever but it seems that the general public have plenty of money to spend!! Below are a list of the new clubs added to to UK Strip Clubs:

ST Lounge – Wilmslow, Manchester – A new Gentlemans Champagne Lounge for upscale gents!

Eden Lounge – Exeter – Is an Exotic Dance Venue with the hottest performers!!

Players Bar – Limerick, Ireland – A Great new strip venue in Ireland!

Tenshi - Purfleet, Essex – Premier Lap Dancing Venue with regular ladies night.

There are new clubs added all the time so dont miss out!!! If you work in, or own, and club contact us and we can get it listed for free!!!

The next generation of strip clubs

With the situation in business and finance we will see changes in the strip industry. Clubs in the states are already moving to the next generation of clubs with an all round entertainment venue featuring: strip club, regular club, restaurant, stores, gaming and other entertainment facilities.

While we have seen a few limited ventures we are set to see Super Strip Clubs which are set to dominate the horizon in the way that Spearmint Rhino did during the mid nineties with an ‘all in one’, ’something for everyone’ premise. Imagine a club where you can take ALL your mates and not feel as if someone is left out.

These have been popping up all over the states with the latest one Playground in Las Vegas that has all these features in an adult entertainment mall that has varied entertainment for the full range of blokes.

This super club or adult mall is sure to catch on, who would have thought that US chains like Spearmint Rhino, Hooters and Hustler would have caught on as they have! Whether these new venues will be owned by one of the big groups such as Secrets or one of the stateside chains will remain to be seen.

Reasons to visit your local strip club

There are some great reasons to visit your local strip club, apart from scantiliy clad ladies and good old fashioned fun, below are few good ones:

Atmosphere, imagine a night club where you can sit talking, not deafened by music or crowded out by drunken teenagers or indeed having to fight your way to the bar.

A trouble free night, strip clubs and lap dancing clubs have much less trouble than regular night clubs due to better security, lower numbers allowed inside and less drunkeness.

Use it or lose it, if MPs and bank managers had their way we would be counting every penny and working hour or every day. Beat the gloom with a little fun!

Dont let local government and the media make your mind up for you, dont give up something you enjoy just because of the witchhunt against strip clubs…the modern world is full of dissapproving ‘nanny state’ figures trying to make your mind up for you!

Get in while it lasts, If the government have their way they may be outlawed…

Lovehoney: Free gifts and free delivery

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Lovehoney are giving out free sex toy gifts! Just register to be a Lovehoney toy tester and you could start receiving free toys! Just a give a short online review of each one to get the next one!

Lovehoney have different special deals every day plus 3 for 2 and 2 for 1 deals, every order has free delivery with no mimimum spend and free returns on eveything! If that was not not enough the prices are really low. Sexy lingerie, sex toys, sexual health products, games, DVDs and gifts for couples and broad minded adults.

Lovehoney has a sale now on with even more money off, dont miss the Lovehoney sale with incredible bargains!!

Get the latest toys, sexy costumes and thousand other things for the bedroom!

Get your free gift from Lovehoney now!!

Donal MacIntyre: Toughest Towns Prague

Did anyone see the strip related show on TV last night, Toughest Towns Prague with Donal MacIntyre? Not a great show, though what are you expecting from Bravo?

Anyone who has been to Prague will know that its no Amsterdam, you can go wandering off drunk into the night on your own and ask directions of passers by or drop in for a pint wherever you are and expect your English to be enough language-wise. Apart from trying to connect human traffic with the strip industry, whereas these women are brought into the country for a different purpose the show was quite implausible. Mr MacIntyre interviewed club owners who claimed to be paying off police, since when did criminals become so overt? I am always sceptical about these shows, why would a serious crook need to pump his ego by telling everything to a camera. All a cop would have to do is watch the show and go round there…

Prague is a party town with loads of strip clubs, what would it be without that money? The fact that it has loads of bars, strip shows and nightlife does make it a tough town. Donal MacIntyre thought that Prague was a tough town as he got hastle walking around the red light district with a video camera, try doing that in Amsterdam or the Reeperbahn and see what you get!

Being an undercover journo must be harder when everyone knows your face, Im sure there are still plenty of pubs Donal MacIntyre cant drink in London….thats probably why he has moved overseas.

I cant remember a strip related TV show that did not try to link the industry (legal the last time I checked) with illegal activities such as human traffic and prostitution. A low blow and an easy one.

Feeling the pinch

The recession or credit crunch as it was known is now biting the industry in a big way. While thats true there is of course more to it than that! The industry has never been a straightforward one, needing licensing from variable and sometimes contrary local councils, having press campaigns against certain clubs and the odd TV documentary all fighting against them and the perception of the industry created by people who have never set foot in a club.

There are clubs closing, winding down or having licensing troubles including some established names, the press has focused on the fact that there are no longer bankers and executives spending thousands per night and this has hit clubs. They choose to forget that the vast majority of punters are ordinary Joes on a nightout or stag rather than the big spenders. These are the people that will keep clubs in business, the press seem to be enjoying the fall of big business forgetting that Joe Bloggs pays the bills! Clubs need to work harder than ever to get ordinary customers, and there are signs that this market will be the future of the industry. The press seem to see this as the return of the ’seedy’ side of the industry as the glitz and showbiz takes a backseat, I have read plenty of lazy articles claiming that the industry is going backward into the old days of back street joints and a pre-lap dancing image.

The government is doing its bit to stiffle the industry with random closures, licenses withdrawn, police visits and hundred other hypocritical measures. The small minded people who want a blanket ban are getting what they want for the moment.

Normal punters are the future, the recession is now at its lowest ebb with house prices going up and a bitmore confidence in the finance industry. In around a years time the economy will pick up, leaving more money in back pockets-will we have a strip industry to spend out money on then!

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