UK Strip Clubs Blog

Surfing the web for strip and lap dancing related news this morning its clear that there is something of a backlash going on, the kneejerk reaction anti strip campaign is now in full force with all sorts of sites and publications getting in on the act. The usual suspects are all here with a drip drip campaign against the industry, bring all sorts of ‘experts’ and statistics into play, usually preaching to the converted who want to believe what they read in any case.

One particularly bad one is Christian , although we are not expecting much from a religious site they still have duties to honesty and fair play, there are quite a few issues to raise:

Are there any clubs in the UK who actively seek under 18 dancers? Libelous and unprovable allegations. I do not believe there are any venues a stupid enough to do this.

Dancers did not know what industry was like before they came in and then were ‘unable’ to stop their involvement. White slavery then. With all the negative press, there are still some who dont read it?

Plus the usual mention of ’sex acts’ conveniently vague.

This is just one of the many industry articles on this website, it seems if you are outside the mainstream people can print anything they want about you and the legal system will not change that. With the UK still in recession the media gives us what they think we want ie a backlash, puritanism and blame can we really complain when the government take notice of the bandwagon and get in on the act by criminalisation and closing clubs? Only a few weeks to go before the industry faces the greatest change since the mid 1990s.

The new unconstitutional strip laws which have been hanging over the industry are set to come into force in 1 month from today, the 1st of April is the right time for them…the lap dancing and strip industry is worth around £2 billion per year to the UK economy and it remains to be seen how much of that will be left when New Labour are through with it.

Apart from the jobs and money that will be lost it allows more say to local residents, meaning any sort of complaint or pressure can get clubs closed or licenses revoked, so expect a flood of complaints backing up the local council system as every crank, old person, bored housewife and religious type cloggs up the system with a million pointless crusades against clubs which have been open without complaint for many years. The old system gave people a chance to complain about problem clubs in specific areas, the new system gives anyone with an axe to grind the chance to complain about any clubs without any real reason. So we can expect long standing and well ordered venues to suffer no matter their record on disorder is, clubs with activists against them in their area can be forced out of business in a rather arbitrary way without reason.

The word witchhunt comes to mind. Basically anyone who wants to pursue a venue will have a platform wasting millions of our tax pounds, clogging up the system. Of course there is also the fact that the media was full of sex trafficking stories a few years ago, now the UK government are turning every lap dancer and stripper in the UK (overseas and UK born) into a sexworker! Every stripper from overseas who came here to be lap dancer when the legislation was different now finds herself in the situation of being re-classified as a ’sex-worker’. Well done the UK government!!

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According to The Sun and the Secrets Chain, punters are flocking back to clubs bringing numbers back to pre-recession levels.

The newspaper has made the fairly predictable connection between people buying Champagne at Christmas and new year along with punters having their festive night out and created a new ‘city banker’ situation. Remember ‘fat cats’ and ‘bankers’ have always been an easy target for the red tops and they have always attempted to link them with strip clubs with the insinuation that they are spending all our money in strip and lap dancing clubs. Venues are tainted by association, the process starts again with the upturn in the economy.

They also mention, which is more interesting that female punters are increasing with up to a fifth of the total are female. Are other venues seeing the same change? Will the media still retain their jaundiced view of clubs with a real mix of the sexes? If there are plenty of females present can their perception still be the same?